The entire time I have been posting on this blog, all I have been doing is rambling on and on about myself. Seeing as how I am the 15th least interesting person on the planet, and in the interest of being a team-player, I have decided to write about you. I’m not going to write any stories about any one person in particular because A, that’s no fun and B, people get left out and its a mess. Instead, I will give you the opportunity to learn a little more about who you really are. After decades of social experiments and psychological research, I have compiled a list of open-ended, multiple-choice and would-you-rather personality quiz questions that will allow the quizee to truly reflect on what it is that makes them who they are. *Disclaimer: if any of the following questions offend you, then your personality probably sucks anyways and I recommend you toughen up for the real world.*
1. If you were a naughty word, which one would you be?
2. If you could whisper one sexually suggestive remark in Oprah Winfrey’s ear, without consequence, what would it be?
3. If kitchen appliances were self-aware and could talk, think, feel and love, which one would you date?
4. Would you rather hold hands with your celebrity crush, or win a $15 gift card to Applebees?
5. If you were toast would you:
A) be covered in Jelly?
B) be covered in Jam?
C) be used to make some type of sandwich?
D) be burnt because your toaster is offended by your answer to Question 3?
6. Would you rather eat a used tampon or a half-pound of human hair?
7.If you were a hotdog, what percentage beef would you be?
8. If you met actor Michael Peña would you address him using Tù, or the formal Usted?
9. Do the words “The Plaza” mean anything special to you?
10. If you were an item on the McDonald’s dollar menu, which one would you be?
11. Would you rather have two wooden peg-legs or have both your hands be replaced with hooks?
12. If you could rewrite the english dictionary how would you spell the word that is defined:
Noun. “An opaque white or blueish-white liquid secreted by the mammary glands of female mammals, serving for the nourishment of their young”
13. *For men* Would you rather have an extra nose where your penis is supposed to be, or an extra penis where your nose is supposed to be?
13. *For women* Would you rather date a guy who had an extra nose where his penis is supposed to be, or an extra penis where is nose is supposed to be?
14. Would you rather find out that your spouse of 20 years was a terrorist, or find out that he/she was a pedophile?
15. Have you ever referred to your relationship status as “between girlfriends/boyfriends”?
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